inanimate objects, part xix a + b

skyler enters the chat. chaos, as usual, ensues.

part xix - a
three years from present day
skyler: los angeles / corinne: chicago

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“heyyyyyy”

“noooooooo. why are you texting me?”

“to say hi...”

“no...”

“…and that i’m sorry for cheating on you…”

“you do this every holiday. you’re annoying. i’m literally married, skyler. unless you’re bleeding out, leave me alone.”

“i know. to one of my friends, congratulations,…